- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡
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I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!
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Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
Stomp The Yard
best part of the whole movie
I love THE ORIGINAL Stomp The Yard.
Please, never watch the second one… It’s called like.. Stomp The Yard: The Homecoming or something.
Just……. don’t… Don’t watch it.
YASSSSS!
I was really worried about this for a minute and was gonna say something until I saw the last three gifs.
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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
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THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO
#Can we talk about the fact Shang looks like he’s ready to punch Aladdin in the face?
the difference between beacon hills and every other highschool.
that guy;s nipple is going on vacation
