mindless-bullets: glitterweave: glitterweave: Dis is y we all need da weave never forget weave safety <3 That’s unbeweavable!
meeeeguel: OMFG I FINALLY FOUND A FUCKING VIDEO OF THIS
delvincio: la-t0-the-bay: dope-ass-cuban: ovofreespirit: drakenationxo: nikki528: bignickels: Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross impersonations. LOL lmfaoo the rick ross one LOL OMG I CANT BREATHE lmfao the roman n rick one XD i watch this all the time lmao omgggggggggggg TOO DAMN DOPE!!!!!!!!!!! lmfaoooo yoooooooo omfg!!! dead!!!!bahaha
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A NIGGA.
why are you on tumblr if you aren’t a nigga ALL THE NOTES FOREVER REBLOG!!
thelastmonroe: allthingscuteandchocolate: leplastiquedick: dreamshappenhere: HOW TO DEAL WITH ANNOYING TELEMARKETERS LMFAOOOO, you shut the bitch down. Ahhhh Shit. The nigga going in. lololol he’s cool
aaliyahbabie: readmyshiet: zillabro: lol the cursing at the playground tho. oh. damn
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it. We’re like unicorns
play-the-game: LMAO I GET THE SAME WAY WHEN I FIRST PLAYED THIS ON NEWGROUNDS
beyoncegiselleknowlescarter: Crowd singing love on top. even Beyoncé is amazed. you can read her lips saying “Oh my god”
racheltangx: whoisjasper: dominitalianx3: 18-15n-77-30w: kinkyturtle: alexbelvocal: liketheesun: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet. this is definitely legit DOPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. brilliant ...
Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night
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remember-when-we: connuh: Oh my god my best friend and sister started making out when i was trying to make a GIF OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOOO OMFGGGGGGGG I’M DYING
remember-when-we: http://remember-when-we.tumblr.com/ remember-when-we: LOL i’m sorry anon i couldn’t lip bite i thought the question was too funny :P
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won't get mad...
God: I promise.
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late.
Me: My car took forever to start.
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait.
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.
God: All right.
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH.
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay.
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God.
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry, God.
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in all things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank You for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after My Children...
iamgrizzy: iamgrizzy: “hey ya’ll, lemme tell ya’ll about my day. so, i’m at my job or whatever- Mcdonald’s Corporation …. INC annnnnnd (sucks lips) my boyfriend .. we was on .. well i was on .. on uhm .. (snaps fingers) the computer or whatever (sucks lips) annnd i downloaded oovoo becuz i was BORED and so (shrugs shoulders and sucks lips) my boyfriend called me- my EXboyfriend (plays with...
kimberlyjohansson: vlkat: Me when these niggas touch my food foreal^
lifeisaboxxofmindless: wakanoflaka: “I take it black, like my men” LMAOOO His Face
When you smell weed
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ikkitheairbender: kevaroono: you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
If you're reading this and you don't reblog, the...
onedirectiion-foh-lyfe: uh-hipsta-please: 1dluvv: liambecausefuckyou: OMG Do you mean Harry is going to die???!!!! O_O Sorry cant risk this tho